SL Calder lives in Texas, can’t cook, but she sure can clean a bathroom, scrub a floor, and scour the dirtiest of ovens to spotless perfection. 

She spends her time reading, writing, and vacuuming up the golden retriever fur tumbleweeds rolling across her floor. When she’s not writing, she loves to travel with her husband, contemplate her next upholstery project, or consider taking her acoustic guitar out of its case to practice the only four chords she knows.